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Blair Nebraska 

A town in the state of Nebraska, it's one of a kind and the only one i've been in that you have to drive 20 minutes to get to a walmart! The towns most popular grocery store, No-Frills, sells this shirt there..."Blair, Where everyone knows your name". This tells just how close these people are (even if they don't want to be). The people there are nice and friendly until you come across a Cop. They will pull you over for anything. This is manly because the cop to people ratio in Blair is one of the highest in the United States, so they have nothing better to do. What is there to do in Blair? Anything really you just have to make your own fun.....and try not to get pulled over by a cop.
Addy: Hey that was a blast last night!
Sam: Yeah and we didnt even get pulled over this time.
Addy: Yeah, haha gotta love good ol' Blair Nebraska!
Blair Nebraska by ashilala May 3, 2011
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A Nebraska 

1. When a person leaves a voice or text typing device mid-conversation without notice.
Tyler: That explosion was cool
Alex: Haha, That's awesome Tyler, did you see when I blew it up too?
Alex: Hello?
Alex: Hello?
Alex: That motherF***** just pulled a Nebraska
A Nebraska by Nabsterdamus December 15, 2008

Genoa, Nebraska 

A small town where the unfriendliest people on earth live. If you were not born and raised in this town you will never be accepted, and will forever be treated like shit. 90 percent of this town is raging alcoholics, and the other 10 percent are recovering alcoholics. If it wasn't located on a main highway no one would ever pass through this hell hole. It is a place where people don't hold doors open for the next guy, they don't wave back, and if you say hi to them they don't say anything back. The population consists of elderly people, homies, bitches, and hoes.
"Lets go to Genoa, Nebraska. I heard they are having karoke at that new bar!"
"No thanks. If I wanted to get stared at and talked about all night I would go to a KKK meeting."

Hemingford, Nebraska 

a small town in the Panhandle of Nebraska...the square part on the west end of the state. Traditionally filled with a lot of nothing, and some awesome people. This town breeds alcoholics, tobacco addicts, and hard workers. Currently going through the baby boom of 2009.
Everyone-Where the hell are you from?
Me-Hemingford, Nebraska
Everyone-Where?
Me-Hemingford, you fucker, the coolest place ever!
Everyone-Hmmm, never heard of it.
Hemingford, Nebraska by T-Thug February 24, 2009

Alliance Nebraska 

HELL ON EARTH, A Magnet, A Force that draws people in but doesnt let them leave. Full of degenerate retards that think they're tough shit but dont realize they live in a town population of 8,000. DO NOT COME HERE!!! CARHEINGE ISNT THAT COOL!!!
18 years old living in Alliance Nebraska, "Yeah time to get the fuck out of here!" 21 years old, "Why the fuck am i still here?"

Lincoln Nebraska 

Lincoln Ne. is a great place to live full of friendly people. WE ARE NOT HICKS!!!!! and we are NOT jesus freaks either. nor are the public schools religious, no one cares if you don't got to a church.
lincoln nebraska is the capital city and about 50 miles from omaha
Lincoln Nebraska by SUMMERS ;-) September 9, 2010

ogallala nebraska 

A small farming town in Nebraska that has a huge lake
Are u going to ogallala Nebraska this weekend
ogallala nebraska by gdunne914 January 22, 2017