Fork found in kitchen

A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.

Person A: Hey! Didja hear about the news?
Person B: About that celebrity? Yeah, breaking news, fork found in kitchen.

by BurritoBoi With An I October 5, 2023

old messages found in the future

"i miss you so much

keeping my kids healthy
and one day being one with you
gives me hope."

old messages found in the future

by Krkič March 24, 2020

File Not Found

A spontaneous remark said to attempt to envoke laughter in your peers.

File not found, f-f-f-f-f-f-file, n-n-n-not, found, f-f-f-found!

by WebberCoolMan April 14, 2022

New Found Glory

A thing....that really need to get a fucking life....because no one likes them or wants them for that matter! And they also suck because they put Tim Armstrong and his wife on there gay little music video. Plus they think they are punk but really they are a bunch of skaters who think they are cool. They try WAY too hard.

by a person who knows what the fuck they are talking May 9, 2003

new found glory

The gayest fucking punk band, POS, emo queer motherfuckers ever...

Faggot Goth : Did you buy the new NFG CD?

Cool kid : FUCK NO U PUNK ASS BITCH

by Ph03niX @ #KSKG April 16, 2005

new found glory

Music that exhibits a particularly ghey quality.

by HappyMcSquirrelPants January 30, 2003

404 Error: Boobs Not Found

When you see a girl that has no boobs or is flat. 404 Error is an error on computers when a URL is not found or is non existent.

Dan: wow look at that Chick!
Bob: nice features, ass is good, but no tities.
Dan: ya, when i see her chest, im like 404 Error: Boobs Not Found.

by Voldemortism May 26, 2011