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Avalanche ballache 

Such a ballache it’s magnitude is multiplied so much. That it’s comparable to an avalanche. Buy that in ballache form.
That’s so unfortunate you can’t do the thing you wanted to. Been looking forward to it for so long.

That’s a avalanche ballache

avalanche cabinet 

A cabinet that you open towards the ceiling usually in a small camper or moving vehicle (semi truck) when is shit is garunteed to fall due to over stuffing, driving erratically, and hoarding unnecessary shit.
Riding in the truck Hey Alex what's in that cabinet?
Oh don't know.
Reaches up and opens it and Yells avalanche cabinet
avalanche cabinet by angry server October 10, 2021

avalanche.zoe 

avalanche.zoe is a beautiful baby zonut <3 She can fight back! But won’t attack! Shes sweet and kind! And has humor!
“Hey avalanche.zoe is so sweet!”
Duhhh
avalanche.zoe by ele <3 October 12, 2021
Jim: hey, did you see that the avalanche won their game?
Owen: i know! they took their stanley cup home!
avalanche by tridentlve 🔱 June 27, 2022

Avalanche Texter 

Someone who buries you with a string of texts, in quick succession.
“She sent me like, a hundred texts in less than a minute. She’s an Avalanche Texter”.
Avalanche or avalanching; When a man ejaculates in a women’s mouth, she swallows, then proceeds to throw up the semen into the man’s mouth.
Similar to snowballing, but instead of the women immediately spitting the semen into the man’s mouth; avalanche is when she swallows it and then throws up the semen into the man’s mouth.
Avalanche by plantlady_13 August 14, 2023