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Gay For Today 

1. just being plain fruity or hella gay just for the day; cannot be gay for the week because its just flaming homo as fuck
2. when a certain person acts gay by saying gay shit or doing it for a laugh
3. something you do when theres nothing else to do when hanging around with your friends
4. when you get that gut feeling to be gay, but not be entirely gay cuz its just plain gay just for the day or the rest of the night but as soon as it hits midnight that day, the gayness has to stop but if your acting hella gay when its 12:01 a.m. or past that, you are OFFICIALLY GAY.
5. to put it simply, just being gay for the day. tomorrow will be no different.....OR WILL IT? DUN! DUN! DUN!
1. "Hi Brendon! How are you today?"

"Get the hell away from me, blud! You hella gay!"

"Dude, stop tripping, I'm just being gay for today"

"Oh look! It's Orlando in a tutu!"

*BIG LAUGHS*

"Stop laughin'! This shit ain't funny, nucca! Pink is the new green, bitch! Brendon, lemme get half of that human burrito!"

"Ok....you guys are just plain gay...except Hardale, he's just gay for today..."

"Not me! I'm in a tutu! This shit is flaming metro, brraaahhhh!"

"Your hella gay Orlando..."

2. "Dude its almost midnight, stop touching my ass"

"I'm just being gay for today dude, stop being a fucking panzy pie"

"Panzy pie? What the fuck is that?"

*12:01 A.M.*

"Something....Right...Here!"

*Licks Finger and Touches Dudes Asscrack with it*

"DUDE! NOT COOL! YOUR FUCKING GAY!"

"ah....shit, don't tell Daniella on Myspace about this...."

"........Daniella's a dude...."

"FUCK!!!"

3. *WHISTLES*

*WALKS INTO ROOM*

*BIG GAY METROSEXUAL MOANS*

"Brendon! What the fuck are you doing?!?!"

"I FINALLY GOT FEELINS FOR SHANTELLE! AINT THAT RIGHT BABY?"

*man voice* ".....UH SURE, KEEP PUSHING THAT MEAT, HELPS HIDING MINE..."

"WHAT THE FUCK...?!"

"HAHA, BRENDON, YOU FUCKED A TRANNY!"
Gay For Today by Deep Fried Vagina January 19, 2009

day before today 

yo i was smashin my chick the day before today.
day before today by mrELsenor February 20, 2011

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A line used by Popeye's gambling and hamburger loving friend Wimpy in the Live-Action Popeye film.
Winpy- "A genuine hamburger for the Gentleman. I'm buying."
Random dude- "Gee thanks."
Server dude- "Who's paying?"
Wimpy- "I'm buying. He's paying."

what's today's date 

Jeff: Hey what's today's date??
Juan Julio Hernandez Estabon Ricardo El Chappo lll: today is today.

NBC Today 

1. Popular morning tv program on the NC network.
2. Medium for lower-middle-class dorks to wave stupid cardboard signs and wave like fuckwits while that fat black weatherguy ignores them politely.
3. How Satan enters the groins of children.
I can actually hear my brain cells humming the NBC Today theme music as they die.
NBC Today by resindawg June 26, 2003

It Dies Today 

a Has been Metalcore band

They have an absolutely amazing Metalcore CD called "The Caitliff Choir" Probably one of the best Metalcore CD's ever made. However, after loosing thie lead singer, and replacing him with a newbie, they lost all cred. Thier new CD "Sirens" is trash... i bought it cause i loved the first CD, then threw it out.... one of the best bands i had ever heard... went to shit with just one CD... so much potential!! get ur other singer back!!!
kid 1 " It dies today is soo fucking dope! "

kid 2 " yeah but the new CD is garbage "

kid 1 " tru enough, but Caitliff is good enough to listen to 100 times over!! "

Kid 2 " i think ill just listen to bleeding through instead... they still rock"
It Dies Today by blackie007 August 23, 2007