Annoy Squidward day 

February 15th. The day on Spongebob's calendar marked as "Annoy Squidward day."

"Squidward, guess what day it is?""Annoy Squidward day""No that's next week, today is February 11th."

Annoy Squidward day by Swattheg223 February 16, 2021

Sweaty Squidward 

You have had a long day and your junk is sweating. Your roommate has also had a long day and just passed out in the recliner. Simply drop your pants and put your balls in his eye sockets and your cock over his nose. He/she will resemble squidward from spongebob. (Google it if you do not know who he is)

Dude! Look Jared is giving Ethan a sweaty squidward!

Sweaty Squidward by Mr. Bobby J. Light April 29, 2010

fort squidward

the ultimate base that you can't penetrate

fort squidward is all but impenetrable

fort squidward by kermit the meme March 5, 2018

Kinky squidward

When you pinch her nose while she’s blowing your dick and it sound like she’s playing squidward’s clarinet

Him: dude, your girlfriend is really good at the kinky squidward

Me: I know she once played it to the tune of ‘kumbaya my lord’

Kinky squidward by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020

living like squidward 

The complete opposite of Living like Larry. Living like squidward implies being boring to the bone.

They don't appreciate tossing a shopping cart in someone else's pool, they are just too much living like squidward.

living like squidward by 12waterin July 10, 2014

Pasta Shaped Like Squidward 

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

Pasta Shaped Like Squidward by kufye October 17, 2021

The Squidward 

I.E. Roman helmet ... Where a man places his testicles on top of each of a woman's eyes and lays his penis down her nose.

She was denying me sex, so after she passed out, I gave her The Squidward

The Squidward by Jason5star December 31, 2010