scale of one to fucked 

A scale used to measure how fucked a situation is. Typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is fucked, but to what degree.

Alex: Hey guys, we just ran out of gas.

Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?

Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.

Bob: So... fucked.

scale of one to fucked by ShitsIntense December 7, 2009

faint heart never fucked a wildcat 

Has similar meaning as "fortune favors the brave". Only those with courage and guts will be able to have amazing experiences. Someone with a "faint heart" - timid, nervous or fearful - would never be able to accomplish something difficult - like "fucking a wildcat".

Hey man, take a chance with that crazy golf shot to win the tournament, because a faint heart never fucked a wildcat.

faint heart never fucked a wildcat by rootsdeepintheheavens August 31, 2017

Pickle Rick fucked up 

A level of intoxication where burping occurs anywhere between 2 to 5 times in a sentence.

Bro *belch* I gonna pound this beer *blech* and go get a private dance and fuck *belch* that stripper, I'm getting pickle rick fucked up *belch*

Pickle Rick fucked up by tsalt01 November 12, 2018

Fucked over 

Someone who used u and messed up your life

Dam you really fucked over me I thought you loved me

Fucked over by 7uliette_ February 5, 2021

kentucky fucked

Fucked in the worst way possible.

This was in fucking college. Our bio finals were to present on any topic that was related to biology. A group was presenting on types of protection for sex. Not once did they refer to any body parts or fluids by their scientific names. So, yes; they literally had "dick," "cum," and "pussy" on slides and read off them. Everyone kept glancing over at our professor, who had this look like he was just constantly cleaning his glasses because he couldn't believe what he was witnessing. They got Kentucky fucked on grading.

kentucky fucked by Yopkek April 18, 2020

Fucked me into next week 

When a girl gets fucked by someone and it turns out 'Surprise' the guy really knows how to fuck!, like for real! Shouldn't they be licensed or registered or something? Like being pounded in Doggie for 4, 6 hours nonstop and during that time you have some dim memories of doing things you thought you didn't do, or that often.

Now that's a real fucking! It's not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you're doing all the work.

I'm talking face down ass up you're holding onto the sheets for some traction! And what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is fucking who? He starts pounding ya harder.

Afterwards, you think, hmm you know that's not so bad, I don't have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that I got fucked into next week.

"God, Tom last night fucked me into next week?"

"Oh jesus christ, what time is it? Is it saturday? Sunday? Where am I supposed to be? Damnit I met this guy and we hit if off and I'll be damned he fucked me into next week!"

Fucked me into next week by ducatigrrl September 1, 2011

Fucked up big time 

Ruin a chance completely. Did something very regrettable. Possible consequences: intense self-hate, suicide, depression etc.

'You cheated on your boyfriend for the sixth time?'
'Yeah, it was his best friend actually.'
'You fucked up big time!'

Fucked up big time by dphn00 January 2, 2012