Nikocado Avocado 

The act of eating food and crying as a result of it, usually either from mass amounts or repeated amounts of the same food. The act of doing so makes one resemble Nikocado Avocado

Friend 1: "Hey bro, you good?"
Friend 2: "Hell no bro, I just ate so much ramen and did a Nikocado Avocado"

Nikocado Avocado by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado January 23, 2022

The Avocado man 

He is in your house
He is in your bed

If your lucky he’s not inside your head.

YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE

The avocado man is coming. If you hear the song sin city from behind your run for your life.

The Avocado man by Creepy pizza March 7, 2023

Nikocado Avocado 

A living rock

man 1: did you watch that living rock
man 2 : you mean Nikocado Avocado?
man1: yes.
man 2: no.

Nikocado Avocado by Clixen September 6, 2021

Nikocado Avocado 

fat retard

retard: wow im happy im not Nikocado Avocado and im just retarded

Nikocado Avocado by idontfuckmen October 2, 2021

im an avocado 

When someone is literally an avocado, or when someone has an avocado shaped head. Or the act of having sex with a small coconut.

I am an avocado.
I'm an avocado.
Im an avocado bitches!

im an avocado by Heccyboi January 24, 2018

boneless avocado

Sticking a flaccid penis into a vagina with a STD, more specifically gonorrhea.

After I saw her puss had some avocado I went boneless. I still went in that boneless avocado. I regret nothing.

boneless avocado by CoopDaVille July 17, 2016

salty avocado 

Thomas and ava mushed together to make a couple

Thomas and ava couple of salty avocado

salty avocado by THICCCCCCC BOI August 26, 2019