Schrodinger's Cock 

When someone on the internet claims to be female. In this situation we must consider that the subject can be both male and female, thereby the term Schrodinger's Cock.

The person i met in a chat room the other day has a serious case of Schrodinger's Cock

Schrodinger's Cock by thundercant November 27, 2014

Schrodinger's Cock 

Sometimes claimed a paradox, or simple experiment of the mind and penis, Erwin Schrodinger started a sexual revolution. To preform this orgasmic experiment at home all you need is a partner yourself and a box. Place the box over your penis and your partner. Now while your penis and partner are under the box, you have created two universes, each where in your erect penis has been inserted into the partner and one where it hasn't.

Is it in yet?
-I don't know, I'm trying Schrodinger's cock.
Is that a gay thing?
-No, its an experiment, Honey.
Well you don't have to check to insert it.
-I can't. That's not a part of the experiment.
I'm breaking up with you
-That must mean I've created two timelines, and I'm in the one where we break up. Fuck.

Schrodinger's Cock by ErwinSchroDONGer March 18, 2017

Schrodinger's Bitch 

One that will make threats for no reason, except for personal entertainment, only to say they were only joking if the other person takes it seriously

Richard: "I could kick your ass in a fight bro"
Chad: "I'd like to see you try!"
Richard: "Dude chill I was just joking."
Bystander: "Richard is Schrodinger's Bitch"

Schrodinger's Bitch by MagicSugar33 June 13, 2020

Schrödinger's Friend 

Someone who is simultaneously friends with everyone or many people but friends with no one.

"You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)

Schrödinger's Friend by la dude July 21, 2018

Schrodinger’s Negative 

A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.

“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”

Schrodinger’s Negative by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018

Schrodinger's shutdown 

During a government shutdown, the government doesn't have the money to provide services or pay its employees, but citizens still have taxes taken from their paycheck.

"Wait, the national park is closed? Where the hell did 30% of my paycheck go?"
"Who knows man, it's Schrodinger's shutdown"

Schrodinger's shutdown by Sonicpanda January 25, 2019

Schrodinger's Sex Addict 

A person who is in a superposition of being a top or a bottom until observed, wherein they collapse into one state.

Bro have you talked to Ryan recently? He's quite a Schrodinger's Sex Addict

Schrodinger's Sex Addict by KrapyKangaroo September 28, 2019