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Quake Monkey 

A player from Quake, or Unreal Tournament in some cases. Cares about nothing except themselves and their scores. Often (ALL THE TIME) ruins actually good games, such as Battlefield 1942 or Operation Flashpoint by not working as a team.
"Quake Monkeys should be legally restricted from other games."
"That Quake Monkey doesn't know the meaning of team."
Quake Monkey by Brian September 10, 2003
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Daves arse: "QUACK!"


Anyone present: "You dirty twat"
quacked by ShavenLunatic October 31, 2003
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Quake III Arena 

An arena shooter where it's impossible to get good in the current year because everyone still playing the game has 20+ Years of experiences
Quake III Arena? That one game from 1999?
Quake III Arena by Alec Bond September 2, 2020

quakebcrnes 

doesnt post, simps for old men, a necrophiliac (loves dead people), rhinks bucky is hot (he isnt), wants 5o quit editing
did you see quakebcrnes new post???”
silly you! quakebcrnes doesn’t post!!! 😂😂”

Quakesquatch 

A mixture of a Quaker and a Sasquatch.
Close relative of Morsqutch and Pagsquatch.
Commonly misspelled as “Quaksquatch”
Person 1: Yo Quaaaaaker
Person 2: Shut up Pagan
Person 1: Says you. Look at the state of you, you Sasquatch…
Person 2: Your a melt, you just called a Quaker 1 second ago
Person 1: Quakesquatch
Person 3: QUAKEEEEEEESQUATCH
Quakesquatch by ProfligatusPrime January 15, 2022