looking cushion 

A cushion or pillow used by an old yenta to provide comfort while looking out the window for hours on end. Or a nickname to describe the nosey yenta themselves.

Bewitched's Gladys Kravits was quite a looking cushion.

looking cushion by yentatatamous March 30, 2010

Looking for the Boston Market 

What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console

Sorry officer I was looking for the boston market

Looking for the Boston Market by Jerz26 January 17, 2014

Looking for Alaska 

Looking for Alaska is one of John Green's books that have been written by the author John Green. The story takes places that is divided into two parts, before and after.

Before: Miles "Pudge" Halter is a student at Culver Creek. Pudge was an innocent little soul until he met Alaska Young. An intelligent, screwed up, and god damn sexy girl. Pudge starts falling for Alaska but for Alaska, she dragged Pudge into a labyrinth of situations that sounded not innocent but they seemed like fun. From smoking to having drinking parties in the woods while they confess their emotions, Pudge starts drowning into emotions of rebellion, love and schoolwork.

After: Nothing is the same for Pudge.

If you wanna know what happens after, read the book!

Weird person I don't know or like: Have you read Looking For Alaska?

Me: *starts yodelling

WPIDKOL: u ok?

Me: I read Looking for Alaska over a 100 times, and yet I still want the god damn movie!

WPIDKOL: okay......?

Looking for Alaska by notamazingwords August 27, 2017

Looking forward to it

To feel good in anticipation of an event that's going to happen in the future.

(on phone) Then it's settled, we'll have drinks this Saturday night. Looking forward to it.

Looking forward to it by D. Y. Vetz March 14, 2021

Looking for socks 

Its when your at a party and your girlfriend disappears to fuck ya mate, and when she gets caught coming out of the bedroom with him she then states” she was just looking for socks”

I wasn’t fucking anyone i was just looking for socks.

Looking for socks by GrantDobbedYaIn November 18, 2021

Looking rough 

It’s like you’ve been gang banged it a roach motel for the entire weekend. Eating vending machine snacks and sodas. Selling pussy and deep throating for $20 dollar hits of crack cocaine.

“Holy shit, you are looking rough today.”

Looking rough by Christian-isms March 27, 2023

Looking towards Pisgah 

A vacant gaping gaze to the west, sometimes punctuated by hanging drool.

The yoda puppet looks like it’s looking towards Pisgah.

Looking towards Pisgah by ZachMatics June 24, 2023