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Sexual Apocalypse 

1. An apocalyptic event predicted to take place on August 6th, year unknown.
2. An event thrown annually on August 6th to ward off the predicted apocalypse.
// Are you having people over for the sexual apocalypse this year?

// I’m so hungover… yesterday was the sexual apocalypse. But on the bright side, we survived another year! YES, HOWIE!
Sexual Apocalypse by CoolinFirth November 25, 2021

CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE 

A CONDITION THAT LONELY MEN AND WOMEN HAVE AFTER HAVING BEEN DUMPED BY THEIR MATES, WITH NO HOPE OF LOVING OR BEING LOVED; A FEELING OF LOVELESSNESS; A LONGING TO HOLD YOUR FUTURE MATE IN YOUR ARMS, ONLY TO REALIZE THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN.
JOHN DOE HAD A **CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE** AFTER BEING DUMPED BY **THE MAN OF HIS LIFE!!**

Zombie Apocalypse 

The lamest form of Apocalypse and the least likely that consists of people wanting to become easy bad asses by confronting waves of really slow and or stupid zombies that are revived humans that want brains/ flesh. I even heard the white house wasted our tax dollars by creating an entirely separate bunker for a zombie apocalypse I really don't get the appeal behind it.The walking dead is not a really a good series either. Nothing happens for 20 minutes in the show and the characters are kind of lame and under developed, the video game is shit too it's not even a video game it's a bunch of quick time events that don't really effect the out come, but I get it, it's zombies. a Virus can't possibly revive corpses or command it's host to go kill other potential hosts. A Alien apocalypse is more bad ass so is a viral virus or even a meteor.
Idiot: I would kill so many zombies man, I have a bunker with an armory, I spent a quarter of my salary for 10 years to create it man.
Jimmy: You dumb ass, what a waste of money a zombie apocalypse is the least likely to happen.

Dutch apocalypse 

When a girl is going down on you and she is to deep to breathe and her nose is on your resting on your nuts you let out a fart and hold her there so she has to breathe through her nose. Also, known as the Total Recall due to the resemblance of the faces made when exposed to mars atmosphere.
I did the Dutch apocalypse on my cheating wife. I may be getting a divorce. However, she will totally Recall the moment every time she hears a fart.
Dutch apocalypse by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018

Seth Apocalypse 

Seth Apocalypse is a pretty human-being, part of the LGBTQ+ community and very kind.

Seth Apocalypse has Japanese and Italian blood, ISFP and has two cats.
" Seth Apocalypse is so stunning! "

" Seth Apocalypse is my favorite person. "

The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The dangerous dare between friends of taking 4 shots of alcohol, simultaneously, in the specific order as follows:

1) War = 1 shot, Tequila
2) Famine = 1 shot, Rum
3) Pestilence = 1 shot, Whiskey
4) Death = 1 shot, Cement-Mixer
"Hey man, on your 21st birthday, we're getting you so trashed, & to get you started, were making you do The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse."