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Johnny Depp 

Former byword for integrity/credibility, now embarassing Disney sell-out. IMHO.
Apparently the 4th POTC is to be followed by a prequel, for which Johnny Depp will be paid 40 billion trillion dollars. And a Mickey Mouse hat.
Johnny Depp by lucidreindeer February 1, 2009

Johnny Depp 

disgusting, old, ugly man who is old enough to be your father and girls everywhere lust after him (me NOT being one of them)
the man whom you call a father!!!
Johnny Depp by Liz January 9, 2005

johnny depp 

Hot, gorgeous, sexy, hilarious and most of all the best actor of all time.
"Why is the Rum gone?"
-Johnny Depp
POTC
P>S: It's not eyeliner he's wearing on POTC, it's coal all you dumb fucks who say it's eyeliner.
johnny depp by kikken_yo_ass October 27, 2003

Johnny Depp 

Actor that was fantastic in the 90's. But after starring in the garbage dump film "Pirates of the Carribean" He went straight to hell in a handbasket, and lost his real fans..and found themselves replaced by terrible fan females!
PERSON 1:
"Hey, have you heard about Johnny Depp?"
Person 2: Pirates of the carribean made me waant to jump off a bridge and get hit by a bus on the way down.
Johnny Depp by Fred Ritzen November 22, 2004

Johnny Depp 

A man that you would go gay for. Yeah, you would.
Man1: You know who i could totally go gay for? Johnny Fucking Depp.

Man2: Yeah, well who the fuck wouldn't?

Johnny Depp: Hey.

Both: (womanly scream and giggle)
Johnny Depp by CKendallJ February 25, 2010

Johnny Depp 

Some 40 something year old Frenchmen who disses America, yet loves to come to America and make movies. Every girl loves him to death and would love to fuck him, yet he is old enough to be their father. He can't make movies for shit either.
Johnny Depp is a fucking moron. Go back to France and talk shit on your own country you shitbag. Die while your at it too.
Johnny Depp by Hi-Ya Zip February 10, 2009