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the cock of an old man
teen girl sucks oma old phone
old phone by txike April 3, 2018
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Head-Phone

A mobile device specifically designed for the ordering of ‘head’ from the reciever.
“ I called gran on the head-phone, she may be old and stingy but boy does she give it good”
Head-Phone by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018

dump phone 

I poop tweet on my dump phone.
dump phone by jackmormonpriest August 15, 2018

Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.

awa phone call 

Teacher is going to call home
If you dont turn around you will get an awa phone callhome
awa phone call by allisonq_3 November 25, 2018

Pay phone Boyfriend 

A person's other half, who only stays around as they are being paid a monthly rent to stay around
girl 1: why does she look so upset?
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend
Pay phone Boyfriend by the payee November 28, 2018