Ol' Tuba Lips

The dude puts chap stick up the librarian's vagina and plays it like a trombone until his lips become unchapped.

Librarian Cari- Do you still have those cold-sores?
Al- Yea, they hurt really bad.
Cari- OK, just come with me and I'll give you some of my Ol' Tuba Lips.

Ol' Tuba Lips by Dusty Cox March 20, 2009

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Swamp Tuba

Giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his anus, before tonguing it. Similar to a Rusty Trombone.

The person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his ass. It turned into a Swamp Tuba (or Swampy Tuba).

Swamp Tuba by arzole January 12, 2010

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Filthy Tuba

Balloon animals made from intestines. Real great at parties.

Clown: "What kind of animal do you want, little boy?"
Kid: "What is a filthy tuba?"
Clown: "i'll show you. Do you happen to have a dog?"

Filthy Tuba by Bongojangles237 December 19, 2016

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filthy tuba

Despite plenty of public ridicule towards the notion of "clown college," it is a fairly sophisticated establishment, full of ancient traditions and practices not known to the common man. An aspiring clown is only allowed to graduate once they complete the sacred ritual known as a filthy tuba. The jovial neophyte will begin by offering up a sacrifice to the old gods, Kid Villain and John Kickjazz of the Insane Clown Posse. Then they will remove the sacrifice's intestine and tie off one end. After blowing the guts up like a balloon, the soon-to-be graduate must tie it into a balloon animal. The sacrifice alone will earn a bachelor's in clownography. In order to acquire a master's degree, the balloon must be tied into a tuba-like shape, and it must be used to perform Beethoven's 3rd Symphony in its entirety.

Johnny: Hey, how are finals going?
Chuckles: I've just got one more: the filthy tuba.
Johnny: Oh, sick. Do you need any help studying?
Chuckles: Sure, let's practice!

filthy tuba by Jiggity-Joe April 27, 2017