Discurbed 

When there’s too many people taking up space on a path, causing a member of the group to be taken off the curb and into the road

*group of three approaches pavement two persons wide, one member forces to walk behind but chooses to decurb* “Guys, make space, I’ve been discurbed”

Discurbed by CurbQueen October 20, 2022

Disturbing Seconds 

An internet cartoon about some freakish kid with a mental condition.

Guy: Disturbing Seconds freaks me out.

Disturbing Seconds by Choo-Choo McGrew March 9, 2007

disterned 

1.) Looking disturbingly stern.

2.) If your like my partner, you'll occassionally forget words so new ones just spurt out. I liked this one LOL.

"You're looking particular disterned"

disterned by S.P May 23, 2008

Disturbularious 

An amusing, yet worrying blend of two emotions. A combination of the words 'Disturbing' & 'Hilarious'.

That news item was disturbularious.

Disturbularious by Dbobs1870 March 11, 2010

Disturbulence 

Extremely disturbing turbulence in an airplane or other vehicle.

The disturbulence over the Rocky Mountains caused the articles in the overhead bins to shift dangerously.

The disturbulence aboard the twin engine plane caused the passengers to grab frantically for the seat cushions/floatation devices

Disturbulence by SkeeterMo December 1, 2010

disturbo 

The clown you don't hire twice.

"Where were you this morning?"
"I got a job entertaining little kids as a birthday party clown. Here look at the costume I made ..."
*Puts on mask*
"You are not wearing that to Children's birthday parties."
"I call myself 'Disturbo the clown you don't hire twice'."

Pears Before Swine, Stephan Pastis, Rat, Goat

disturbo by Diamondback Darell June 15, 2017

distorted time lens

Another way of saying that someone does not have a reliable sense of time.

I’ve spent my life trying to pin down the complex interaction between genetic and environmental factors that have gone into my well-known and intractable distorted time lens.

distorted time lens by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023