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bottom definition

the definition at the very bottom that no one cares about.
josh: wtf why does my definition ever get noticed?
luke: its cuz its the bottom definition. no one really looks at the ones at the very bottom.

Name definition on urban dictionary 

Most likely made by people who want their name to be something about them having a big dick when they obviously know its not true or people who want raise their Self Esteem
Person Uno: My name on urban dictionary apparently means "someone who has a big dick"
Person Deux: Pretty much every Name definition on urban dictionary is that ya twat
Person Eins: You don't have a big willy anyway
Person 2: Oh :(((

Unpublished definitions 

Stupid fucking urban dictionary never published my definitions. FUCK YOU STUPID URBAN DICTIONARY
Unpublished definitions

let me look up the definition of collect 

A sentence uttered by an individual who knows he/she is full of shit and is getting called out for it, so he/she panics and resorts to petty, manipulative methods to evade the original question.
Used in a Blaire White vs. Onision live debate on YouTube by Onision.
"Did you or did you not collect photos of underage girls to put in your videos to rate or to call fat or skinny or any of that shit?"
"Let me look up the definition of collect."

why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition? 

i have no idea. it's irritating, but when you see your definition up there, it'll probably be worth it.

to the urban dictionary admin., hurry the hel-
friend: "hey, why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?"
me: i have no idea man.

Spacey Defense 

When you get called out for committing a crime, and in response, proclaim that you're gay.

It comes from when Kevin Spacey was accused by Anthony Rapp of trying to molest him when he was 14, and Kevin Spacey responded by saying he's gay.
The Spacey Defense:

Everyone: Did you molest that 14 year old boy?
Kevin Spacey: I'm gay
Spacey Defense by The Word Jesus October 31, 2017