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Harpooning the salty longshoreman 

Anal sex, back door, butt sex
"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

The Salty Porcupine 

While engaging in sexual activity with a woman, pull out your cock and slide your fist into her pussy. After sliding the fist in open all five fingers and thrust your hand up and down as fast as possible creating a porcupine-like atomosphere.
Joe opened up his hand inside her and made her feel the essence of the salt...

Pass the salt 

Your playing a game of zombies or cod and this motherfucker gets in your way and you die for some stupid ass reason and you can say PASS THE SALT jokingly asking someone to let you kill yourself
you: what the FUCK

Motherfuck: ha ha what
You:get the fuck out
Motherfucker: no

Dudes got you in a corner

You : seriously get the fuck out

Motherfucker: no Faggot

Zombies come to get both of you and you down

You:WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE GODDAMN YOU SON OF A BITCH

you know what fucking... Pass the salt
Pass the salt by Aiylmao October 14, 2015

hide the salami

The term "Hide the Salami" refers to sexual relations while other's are within the area of which these relations are taking place
Little John played hide the salami with Rian while Big John was present.
hide the salami by Nace Boogy December 26, 2005

passing the salt 

passing the salt having sex with somone
aaron passed the salt with charlie
passing the salt by Anonymous October 13, 2003

The Salmon Horde

A malicious biological weapon comprised of millions of genetically modified flesh eating salmon. Their main form of attack is by piling in mass on top of their prey.(much worse than piranha)
Yea Larry got taken out by the Salmon Horde last night at George's party.