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Glenwood Dinner Rolls 

The act of half cooking normal dinner rolls in the microwave, then half cooking the rest in your ass, then serving the smashed and shit smelling roll to your guests. Has been a Glenwood, Iowa tradition for years.
Bill-"Honey, these have to be the best Glenwood Dinner Rolls I have ever had in my life, the one problem is they are pretty warm, but smashed and smell a lil shitty."
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Dick Dinner 

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.
Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
Dick Dinner by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016
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having dinner with gorillas 

A useful, go-to mental technique useful to increase one’s tolerance of otherwise intolerable social events.
When I’m stuck with people who are exceedingly dull, I’ll pretend I’m having dinner with gorillas and suddenly I’m having the time of my life!

Rosie O'Donnell 

She wears underwears with dickholes.
Rosie O'Donnell - I bet she wears underwears with dickholes in 'em.
Rosie O'Donnell by HumBabe March 6, 2005

girl dinner 

started off as a trend which describes the strange combinations of food popularly women or men eat. ie plain pasta with butter or pickles and peanut butter which a choc nesquick milk. (similar to depression meals in the sense that they are lazy and quick meals)

using this context it is now used to describe someone attractive who has a plain/mediocre look to them however, can easily be ‘devoured’ due to their appearance
he’s so girl dinner- insert video of timothee chalamet
girl dinner by delulugirl July 24, 2023

Rosie O'Donnell 

A fat loud mouthed pig who thinks she is better than everybody. She is the current twinkie eating champion. She became a lesbian because blind men would reject her.
Rosie O'Donnell was born a man.
Rosie O'Donnell by Red Sox nation November 15, 2007

Rosie O'Donnell 

The act of becoming a lesbian because no man would ever want to have sex with you. Becoming a butch lesbian due to the fact you are a nasty bitch. Seretly still wanting dick but settling for butch vagina because you have no choice.
Sally is nasty, she's pulling a Rosie O'Donnell because no man will bang her. She says shes a lesbian but we all know that shes just pulling a Rosie O'Donnell.
Rosie O'Donnell by Nathanator1976 December 3, 2010