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nipple chicken 

A small carniverous asexual-hermaphroditic creature that has been found on every continant of the Earth, including Madagascar. It has the body of a chicken, but its feet are two large bulbous protrusions that look like breasts.
Did you hear about that nipple chicken attack last week?
Yeah! I read about it on the North American Nipple Chicken Awareness Coalition's website, www.nipplechicken.tk!

Nipple Fat 

When a womans breasts are cold or she is excited and the nipples get erect - like a mans cock fat
Hey look at her in this cold wind she has a nipple fat
Nipple Fat by little_fella May 7, 2009

Bacon Nipple 

the act of wrapping large nipples in strips oof bacon then sensually eating it off.
"That girl had suck big hooters you could go bacon nipple on her"

Nipple on a stick 

This is a term which has been carefully refined over the past century. Originating from the expression 'udder on a pole', this phrase came into usage in polite society in the late 20th century.
Meaning: You are daft. Affectionate insult.
Emma: i think Dave fancies you..
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.

Nipple Man 

Nipple Man is a when some one has 3 or more nipples, there for he is a Nipple Man. If it is the women with extra nipples I'd call Ripleys believe it or not or some freaky porn photo taker person.
"Look Bob has extra Nipples, there for he is a Nipple Man, get the Pitch Forks and torchs."
Nipple Man by Grimmy March 1, 2005

Nipple Bagel 

When you go to get some breakfast at Denny's or Mcdonalds and the breakfast just makes you wanna barf out your soul.
I went to Denny's to get some grub but when i looked at the food, it was like a the biggest nipple bagel i have ever seen.
Nipple Bagel by o-my-damn March 24, 2009