Scottish Surprise 

When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt

“Yeah dude I totally got a Scottish Surprise from that blond over there”

Scottish Surprise by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022

vodka surprise 

A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.

I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.

vodka surprise by Thequantum August 26, 2022

Poopie Surprise 

A devious act of mischief when one defecates over the shower drain in expectation their father who is showering with them will stomp on it.

Christian’s dad did not like when he saw he was leaving him a poopie surprise!

Poopie Surprise by FelineCar August 30, 2022

Sloppy surprise 

Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise

Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber

Sloppy surprise by Isaac69420 September 20, 2022

Peppermint surprise 

When you nut inside a woman when she is on her period and the red and white mixture drips out resembling a red and white Peppermint candy, usually surprises the participating party

I nutted inside Jessica last night when she was on her period, and she was surprised to notice the color combination dripping out of her looked like a Peppermint candy, thus giving her a Peppermint surprise.

Peppermint surprise by GunghoJoe570 October 15, 2022

Provo surprise 

When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.

Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.

Provo surprise by Hot Franklin October 15, 2022

phillipino surprise

When Ranola and Angelo go in to a dark closet together.

Hit the lights so can give you a phillipino surprise.

phillipino surprise by anonymous October 18, 2022