Person(s), usually male, who have slaptastic attributes. They slap around in the most slapful way, a way that only a true Slappy could slap. Their natural habitats include wooded areas & various
squatting zones. Slappy’s are the most Slapping slappers of all humanity. To have encountered a Slappy makes you
immediately blessed and cursed with the loyalty of a slappy.
(WARNING: DO NOT APPROACH A SLAPPY WHILE THEY ARE
HIBERNATING IN A VEHICLE / WHEN THEY ARE SMOKING EARTHY SUBSTANCES)