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Person(s), usually male, who have slaptastic attributes. They slap around in the most slapful way, a way that only a true Slappy could slap. Their natural habitats include wooded areas & various squatting zones. Slappy’s are the most Slapping slappers of all humanity. To have encountered a Slappy makes you immediately blessed and cursed with the loyalty of a slappy.

(WARNING: DO NOT APPROACH A SLAPPY WHILE THEY ARE HIBERNATING IN A VEHICLE / WHEN THEY ARE SMOKING EARTHY SUBSTANCES)
I.e. “slappy broke the (_____) again”
Or
“Slappy slapped around hard last night, he kicked his sister off the porch while yelling ‘THIS IS SPARTA

Common slappy phrases: “uh” “yuoh” “is that a snock!”
Slappy by Billzer duh Killzer October 29, 2018

slopy slappy butixcake 

When u fuck ur girl so hard se shits in her ass and den u take salt and put it in her buttox
I want you to slopy slappy butixcake
Another way of calling someone a dummy without being so blunt or without them catching on. Comes from "Slappy the Dummy" a ventriloquist dummy from the series goosebumps.
"Listen slappy, no one asked you for your opinion so why don't you fuck off?"
Slappy by dasquidkid January 19, 2020

Slappy Dallas

when a girl puts dip in here mouth and gives you a blowjob
Doo: cmon soup give me one of your special slappy dallas
Soup: ok but you bring the dip and don't tell mcnasty again
Slappy Dallas by yeetgood October 15, 2020
something that slaps; something that is very good
Yo that song on right now is slappy
Slappy by UIElliott August 5, 2021
When someone does something dumb “you fucking slappy”
Slappy by TG Clan October 14, 2021