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Devon Elementary School 

Devon is a place where if you are a white kid you are now a minority due to the Devon apartments. The place is more crowded than a wave pool at Dorney Park.
Friend:1 Got any curry
Friend:2 Nah but the people at the Devon Elementary School do

Adair Elementary 

A school full of saxophone weird kids that are funny dumb and somewhat smart amen amen amen

Herkimer Elementary

Herkimer elementary is a school full of germs little kids who can’t stop getting people sick. The teachers are assholes and the staff can’t do anything. Bullying? Oh no can’t do anything about it. Funny didn’t finish his lunch? EXPELLED. The staff sucks and you get sick every day
You go to herkimer elementary? Man your an asshole!

Eastside elementary 

Mr Steve creeped me the hell out
"i went to Eastside elementary as a kid"
"same, mr steve was creepy as hell"

Wood Elementary 

Wood Elementary by GrilledTG November 16, 2020

Sumac Elementary School 

An elementary school in Agoura Hills, CA. It is known as a well rounded school, but half of the classrooms of the school are in temporary trailer rooms, and has a problem with abusive teachers. While attending Sumac in the early 2010's, I witnessed a teacher grab a student's arm out of frustration while helping him on a math problem. Another time the PRINCIPLE led the parents into our classroom on the first day of school and affectionately asked the class if they were exited to be in school, all of the kids said yes, while one kid shook his head no. Then, in front of everyone, the principle walked over to the kid, got in his face, and explained that if she asked if everyone was happy to be back in school, he was supposed to agree. She did this in an extremely bully-like, nazi way. And as far as I could tell, the parents couldn't have cared less. But luckily, lots of the other teachers are kind and helpful. Also a bear got on the playground one time I think.
"Half of the people here either went to Sumac Elementary School or Mariposa."