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Sans With a Magnum Dong 

1; Simple. It's Sans from Undertale with a Magnum Dong/ Big Penis
2; GOD
John: Damn, I love Sans With a Magnum Dong
Marie: ...gay

.357 magnum 

A revolver cartridge designed in the 1920s with the .38 as base. At that time it was the only bullet that could penetrate the bulletproof vests of the time. The bullet is 0,357 inch(or just about 9 mm.)wide. It packs a vey nice punch, you feel a bit like Dirty Harry when you fire it (even though he uses the .44 magnum, which is just about twice as powerful). Personally, I prefer firing it in one hand - which i do with all revolvers and semi-automatcs. This means I never hit anything XD
It's the most powerfull handgun cartridge you'r allowed to shoot with in Denmark, where I live. I personally own a Smith & Wesson m.27, which is a relatively common piece in this caliber. General George Patton had the same one. He called it his 'Killing gun'. Obviously he's was a bit more pimped than mine, with mother-of-pearl grips and all that pretty stuff.
It is your place in life to fear my .357 magnum.

Hazy Magnum 

When you forget if you wore protection or not
I was so drunk, I think I may have pulled a hazy magnum.
Hazy Magnum by WailedGoblin054 June 24, 2016

.44 Magnum 

The most badass hand cannon ever. Your enemies shit themselves when you hold this gat to their face.
This is the .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and could blow your head clean off.


---Clint
.44 Magnum by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

flaming magnum 

It is when you put Tobasco sauce on a Magnum, or your penis if you prefer, and then proceed to thrust it into a girl' mouth and have her suck on your flaming hot dick.
Dude 1: "Yo, I gave your mom a flaming magnum last night!"
Dude 2: "Well, she did always love spicy meat..."
flaming magnum by Jib Smith November 29, 2007

dodge magnum 

A coupe made from 1978-1980 which was replaced by the Dodge Mirada and was used in NASCAR. Also a 2005-2008 Station Wagon avaliable in 4 different trims ranging from SE, SXT, R/T, and SRT8. available with the 2.7l V6, 3.5l V6, 5.7l V8, and 6.1l V8.
Damn man, that Dodge Magnum just walked that Ford Mustang.
dodge magnum by 345HEMI May 29, 2017