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CRUSADER 

a crusader is a girl that was just played on or been cheated on. Once this happens, she's gets some sort of internal power like Captain Planet (When your powers combine...) and feels she can be a voice for all women. She'll listen to songs 24/7 such as "Independent Women", "Bills Bills Bills, or even "Scrubs by TLC." I hate this shit cause they try to influence girls with boyfriends on how to treat them. "Don't let him talk to you like that girl..Oh no girl, that aint right.." My response: Bitch, get yo ass in the kitchen and cook. You got damn Jesse Jackson, Oprah, Erika Badu.

damn these crusading women. Leading the war against men. Watch out for hoes like this...
Damn Cheryl just got played on??? She's finna act like a crusader now...

Caped Crusader 

When you walk around with a blanket on and snag someone into it and fart a really dank fart while they are trapped inside of it. i.e. a portable dutch oven.
Watch out for the BF walking in the house with his blanket on, he might give you the caped crusader!
Caped Crusader by D43M0N July 3, 2010

colon crusador 

a man with a habit of sticking objects in another man's ass
your typical colon crusador will use fingers, hoses, and other large objects to check the colon
colon crusador by Fuzzy Sells April 28, 2006

Crotch Crusader 

This word is another term for a lesbian.
We didn't know Elizabeth was a crotch crusader.
Crotch Crusader by LaLa Lauren June 24, 2006

Crusader 

It's a term for a character in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders who's going on a travel to Egipt to defeat DIO . Crusaders are: Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo ,Mohamed Avdol , Jean Pierre Polnareff, Noriaki Kakyoin and Iggy.
My favourite crusader is Jotaro Kujo. I love his Star Platinum and Ora Ora
Crusader by ShadowSharx January 5, 2020

thumbed crusader 

One who repeatedly inserts his digit into a womans ass. Will often bring out the thumb on a first date meaning that a second date will usually not occur
Shomo eagerly explored Catherine's chocolate starfish with his thumb. From this day forth, he was to be known as the Thumbed Crusader.
thumbed crusader by -LJW- November 11, 2008