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Mexican brain surgeon 

noun

1) A sexual position wherein one partner lays on his/her back, with his/her head on the edge of a bed (or similar) and performs fellatio on a male partner that is standing in such a manner as to thrust his penis forcefully into his partner's open mouth.

2) An small alcoholic beverage meant to be consumed in one gulp or "shot," consisting of equal parts tequila and Goldshlagger.
1) "Tracy let me do a 'Mexican brain surgeon' last night!"

2) "Things went quickly downhill after that last round of 'Mexican brain surgeons.'"

Bonus combination example: "I met Jenna at the bar when we both ordered a 'Mexican brain surgeon." We toasted together and joked around a bit, then ordered another round. Fortunately, the liquid 'Mexican brain surgeon' did its job and I was able to do my own 'Mexican brain surgeon' on Jenna later that night. Giggitty.
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brain stew 

Song by Green Day about getting high off meth.

"no rest for CROSSTOPS in my mind."
...
"my mind is set on overdrive"
...
"my sense dulled"

'CROSSTOPS' is meth in pill form
leave billie joe alone, hes in his room alone on meth going crazy. . . writing a song called brain stew.
brain stew by killswitch-A&M July 30, 2009

brain stew 

i do beleive all the other definitions of the word, but i have to argue with the one about it not doing crystal meth, it clearly says "spun out in my room," which means that you are high on crystal meth, so maybe the song is a mixture of beth definitions, and if not, why did billie joe use the term, spun?
wow, i was listening to green day, and i was all spun our in my room and shit. green day kicks ass!
brain stew by gummybear March 7, 2005

Brain Shovel

The theoretical sexual maneuver of sticking one's penis up another person's nasal cavity, as if attempting to shovel out their brain.
Look at the size of that chick's nose, she's a prime candidate for the brain shovel.
Brain Shovel by Frank C. Balls June 11, 2010

Brain Salad 

The effect of one's head/brain being annihilated by an object,whether it be a blunt object or the bullet(s)/Shell(s) of a gun, and the inertia of the head is a bloody brain tissue mixture which either is sprayed or projectiled in every possible direction.
Joe: This guy cut me off on my drive over here and it really pissed me off!

Bob: Did you do anything about it?

Joe: hell yeah i blew that cock-juggling-thunder-cunts brain salad all over the asphalt with my double-barreled shotgun.

Bob: "Nice"
Brain Salad by Dsnutsnmouth July 3, 2010

Empty Brain Syndrome

- the short-term disease that occurs when one is asked to recall something or give an example to prove their point, but cannot remember anything to do so

-otherwise known as EBS.
Edna: Something weird always seems to happen to me on the 18th of every month at precisely 6.09 at night
Larry: Such as.. ?
Edna: Umm.. I cant remember anything right now
Larry: Ah, empty brain syndrome
Edna: Yep
Empty Brain Syndrome by katykinz. December 16, 2008

Brain Surgery 

A term for a type of oral sex that lasts at least 2 hours and includes extremely cautious and detailed oral contact. In order to perform or receive Brain Surgery, both parties must be well prepped, fed, and cleaned prior to the act.
"Dude, Josh is still in there getting brain surgery!"
"I know. I wonder if he's gonna make it."
Brain Surgery by JARS December 29, 2007