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Angel Zones 

A 400 lb heffalump resembling a giant mouth-breathing urinal cake that smells like rancid dolphin-infested tuna. Sometimes found with craft glitter in the unchanged adult diapers of low-rent convalescents patients.
"Please don't leave Gramma in that nursing home, she'll be defenseless against an Angel Zones infestation!"
Angel Zones by Barry Isacunt November 3, 2017

erogenous zones 

their are atleast 9 you have to pay attention to during foreplay sex and after sex.
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet
She loves me
how you know?
cus i took care of all her erogenous zones
erogenous zones by craig March 12, 2003
The most goregeous girl EVERRRR in every single way(even though she might not always think so)!! Zonish is the perfect friend and will always have your back. She is the most fun person to be around and is always positive and kind. Zonish is always there for you and will never let you down no matter what. She is the funniest person ever and is very supportive. She’s always there to help you and to encourage you to reach your goals. Zonish is definitely someone you’d want to keep with you for as long as possible and is also someone you’d regret losing. Zonish is smart and interesting and is always there to cheer you up. She’s a great listener and gives you the best advice. Zonish always puts others before herself and cares about her friends in an amount that you can’t even imagine. Zonish is a great role model overall. Anyone can learn to love Zonish and find the best in her. To make a long story short, Zonish is perfect in her own way with her own style and we all love her so much and we’re so greatful to have her in our lives!!😍🥰🤩🥳😘❤️💖
Zonish is my bff and I love her so much!!
I wish I could be like Zonish.
Zonish is the best periodt! No tampon, no pad!!!!
zonish by Bestie💖 May 16, 2019

Ur Chromosomes Homo Zones 

This is worse than any other insult ever created in mankind. It is worse than ur grandpap a trap and ur family tree lgbt. This wil melt your face and disintegrate you on the spot so you cannot go to hell or heaven and you are trapped in limbo having this said to you for eternity.
Brad: Ur mom gay
Anon: Ur daddy lesbian
Brad:Ur Chromosomes Homo Zones
(Anon fucking dies and turns into dust and gets sent to limbo for the rest of time dying endlessly.)
Short of Arizonian, these people invade local beach towns in California during the summer causing traffic jams, and straight up annoying the population of the local town.
Person #1: Damn zonies fukn invade San Diego every summer!
Person #2: Fuck i know! They need to get their own damn town
Zonie by Gian B. October 3, 2007

zonie invasion 

a period of time (usually spring break or summer) where thousands of Arizonians/Arizona State students flock to the beach towns in San Diego California (usually Pacific or Mission) and greatly annoy/amuse the natives of the local community. The most belligerantly drunk of them usually get knocked-the-fuck-out by a local resident at some point during their trip.
beach native 1: "damn its zonie invasion right now..."
beach native 2: "I know, they need to go back to zonie land"
zonie invasion by pbroots March 30, 2011