yew 

an annoying and completely pointless way of saying 'you'. mainly used by scene kiddies who think that spelling mistakes are cute. other annoying and poinless words include corrrr, phit, yumm and over using letters, eg. "corrrrr yewwww ar phitttt!"
so irritating! get a dictionary why dont yew? oh wait...

scene kid pic commenting- "heww, yew look loverlyyy boyyyyyy, zomggg so phitttt!!!"

yew by smileybum May 21, 2008

Yew 

A term, used as a substitute for the word 'you' and intended as a pun on the word 'Jew.' It is generally used when interacting with a Jew, to reinforce the fact that they are Jewish, and you are not.

I don't want to hang out with yew.

Yew by rowyourboat23 October 28, 2009

yew 

1. a word used as a greeting in various cornish places, usually replacing hello.
2. a word used to describe excitement, or covering up disappointment

"yew boy, what's on cock?"
"man i just got punched in the face, yewwww"

yew by baldddd October 9, 2008

Yew 

A word often used by people in the industry of action sports. The word 'yew' is mostly used by younger scooter riders and skaters. This word shows excitement and happiness when landing a trick.

Yew that was a sick trick dude !

Yew by aiden is not cool January 31, 2019

yew 

1. you
2. u

Yew are cool.

yew by aehrwyn March 28, 2003

Yew 

'Yew' is a type of wood used to make long-bows (bow and arrow) in the dark ages.

Although, 'emo' kids use it as a substitute for 'you'. Both contain three letters, fuck knows why they spell it that way. Probably for attention. 'To be different'.

Different? Eh, not so much. Stupid & illiterate? Indeed.

Ermageeeerd, yew look so gawjas. Yew are so daaaaark. So emooo. Bleh. Hate my life. :'(

Yew by PewnSlayer69 July 16, 2014

yew 

A combination of yes and eew.

Person A: Hey did you see that?
Person B: YEW! Don't remind me.

yew by spyguy_999 May 12, 2003