Double-wide Surprise 

An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.

Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.

Double-wide Surprise by Master chunks February 2, 2020

Width-wide bitch 

Derogatory phrase to describe an over-weight person, almost always referring to a female.

Nick's girl was a width-wide bitch, tipping the scales at over two-hundred pounds.

Width-wide bitch by Nikki Stixx December 9, 2018

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World Wide Web Wide Tech Support by A tech support penguin March 18, 2021

Double-wide Surprise 

Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.

James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"

Double-wide Surprise by murder3000 March 22, 2020

wiener pussy 

When a transgender woman has a pussy!

That bitch got a wiener pussy!!!

wiener pussy by IHAVEAWIENERPUSSY February 13, 2019

wide waist 

A person preferably a male who has unsightly weight coming from his waistline on both sides. Some people have a belly in addition to wide waist but wide waist describes the fat pockets on the persons sides.

Yo! John that shirt is too tight for you. I can see that nasty wide waist of yours. You need the loose fit for real!

wide waist by Yo! Sunny Joe July 25, 2009

wide bathroom stance 

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters

What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

wide bathroom stance by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008