wheely chair 

A chair with wheels that kids usually fight over to get in school.

Bob: Hey man i want the wheely chair!
Gary: I got it first, go it on a normal chair loser!

wheely chair by bbkingofb March 18, 2017

wheel chaired 

To be so impaired from drink or drugs that a wheel chair is needed to move you.

Justin was so trashed in the Las Vegas Airport after a weekend of partying that security deemed him "unfit to fly" and he had to be wheel chaired out of the airport.

wheel chaired by Alphonse Drzzny December 29, 2008

Wheelchair Virgin 

Internet meme first started by user MathBoy 8 months ago to insult people as a way of trolling internet virgins.

Troll: I get my dick sucked everyday and smoke weed. Mathboy: Shut up wheelchair virgin.

Wheelchair Virgin by MathBoy December 16, 2012

wheelchair bud

Very potent marijuana. To the extent that one may not be able to walk. Usually of the variety C. Indica.

"That was some hella wheelchair bud. I can't move.

wheelchair bud by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004

Wheelchair Buddy 

A wheelchair buddy is one you will go to the same retirement home with where you will sit around all day playing bridge, talking about old times and racing each other down the hallway while having a laugh.

In essence its a friend for life!

Your my best friend! You have made the wheelchair buddy list!

or,

Jack: Thanks for letting me stay over!

Joe: Everything for a wheelchair buddy!:)

Wheelchair Buddy by The Christoph August 10, 2009

Texas Wheelchair 

Predominately used to refer to 4x4 ATVs but may refer to any motorized off road vehicle (i.e., snowmobile, sand rail) which allows non-athletic couch potatoes to get into backcountry places they typically would never consider getting to through their own physical exertion and exercise. Likelihood of driver being from Texas is disproportionately high. They are particularly found in the mountains and deserts of Colorado, Utah, Oregon, and California.

The term is often used by real outdoorsy people as a sign of irritation and disgust. See below examples.

Did you see what those assholes in the Texas Wheelchairs did to our favorite hiking trail? Why don't they just get off their fat lazy asses and walk or bike up here?

Texas Wheelchair by furiousness December 11, 2011

Wheelchair-fucker 

A gent who is perpetually horny, lascivious, concupiscent, goatish, lustful, hyper-sexual, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libidinous, licentious, lubricious, oversexed, randy, salacious and satyric. He will literally bang anything which has a cavity, even if such cavity happens to be on a wheelchair.

John: Paul did it again yesterday. He banged poor old Katie in the parking lot right in her minivan... in the fucking handicapped parking space.

Mark: OMG what a fucking pig! How the fuck did he manage to get a boner?
John: Nah man you haven't heard the best part.. While ramming her raw, he kept making handicapped noises.

Mark: fucking wheelchair-fucker!

Wheelchair-fucker by The Malteser. September 13, 2017