who peed in your wheaties? 

when someone comes into work looking distraught, or visibly upset, pouting, or sporting general negative vibes you say this to lighten the mood.

K: {comes in looking hungover and like she just did the walk of shame}
M: Who peed in your Wheaties??

who peed in your wheaties? by Kat November 25, 2004

Crotch Wheaties

A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'

Look at that guy's crotch Wheaties. They're family size.

Crotch Wheaties by Doujinshi March 2, 2009

cocoa wheaties

When you nut in their ass, and they poop and your cum is on the poop and they float around the bowl like cocoa wheaties.

Guy: I gave you coca wheaties this morning.

Guy2: what?
Guy1: I came in your ass, and there was my cum on your poops, cocoa wheaties.

cocoa wheaties by Walter F. October 25, 2020

Didn't you have your Wheaties? 

Used to ask why somebody is not working as hard as they should, inspired by the fact that the cereal of the name is supposed to help one build big strong muscles. Coaches especially like to ask this of their players, when their players are not practicing nearly hard enough.

"Didn't you have your Wheaties?" Coach Egan asked of David and Greg,who were horsing around during football practice. "You're supposed to be practicing and putting lots of effort into it! No horsing around!"

Didn't you have your Wheaties? by JMC70 August 25, 2017

s-wheaties 

pronunciating (es-witis); adjective derived from its root word "sweet", it represents that next level in sweetness.

robot snowmen are the s-wheaties!

s-wheaties by whitney/chris August 27, 2006

Crimping Wheaties

Has the possibility to literally mean crimping wheaties. Though it probably doesn't actually mean that. The origins of the word are very mysterious, but it probably originated somewhere in Falmouth.

Guy1: Guess what? I'm getting sucked in my plane!

Guy2: Your crimpin' wheaties Tim.

Guy1: Oh my god, I am not Crimping Wheaties!

Crimping Wheaties by Rigon March 4, 2010

The Wheaties Box Treatment 

When you become so famous that you get put on a Wheaties box.

Friend 1 "Holy shit did you see they gave LeBron the Wheaties Box Treatment"
Friend 2 "What the fuck do you mean"
Friend 1 "Bro they put his face on a cereal box"

The Wheaties Box Treatment by Oofmaster420 September 21, 2021