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tits on a whale 

Can either be used as an expression for good or for bad, although usually to denominate something particularly good.

Used in place of good, great, awesome, bad etc.

The phrase was originated on the forum, "The Pit", by (now) esteemed user, Stratoblaster73, and has now spread to be a commonly used term not only on the tubes, but in real life as well.
1. Holy shit The Dark was tits on a whale, man! (good)

2. Eughh, dude, your girlfriend fucks like tits on a whale. (bad)
tits on a whale by solflyvoy August 21, 2008
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Tits on a Whale 

1) An exclamation of surprise or shock, similiar to dayum.
2) A dismissal of something unhelpful or useless
1) A) I just won a new car!
B) Tits on a whale, that's sweet!
2) A) Hey guys, I can play "flight of the bumblebee" at 320bpm!
B) Yeah, except you've wasted your life learning a skill which is as useful as tits on a whale.
Tits on a Whale by the evil edge October 3, 2008

Tits on a whale 

a)an interjection
b)used as a comparison in similes
c)used to show amazement at an object or idea
d)used as an expression of emotion
"damn! tits on a whale!"
"i'm as hungry as tits on a whale"
"tits on a whale that was funny!"
"that person made me feel so tits on a whale"
Tits on a whale by 06cardschamps August 22, 2008

Tits On A Whale 

A exclamation of something considered widely tragic, or something bad.
The Tsunami that hit here yesterday was totally Tits On A Whale.
Tits On A Whale by Just Andrew October 7, 2008

Tits on a whale 

Tits on a whale by Floppypick August 23, 2008

Whalen on a penny 

Term used to describe how quick one is on something. Much like the term stink on shit or white on rice. Whalen on a penny refers to the cheapness of a Dick Smith named Jeff. If one were to let a penny fall from their hands it would never hit the ground in the presence of Jeff.
Boss: Hey Peter are you going to have those TPS reports for me by lunch?
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.
Whalen on a penny by DunkMonkey December 14, 2008

Whaled on 

To get your ass kicked by a fat girl.
Ian done pissed off his wife and got whaled on something fierce!.
Whaled on by Whaled on May 10, 2015