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wet you up 

To shoot someone. Makes the clothes all wet from blood, hence the word "wet you up".
Gotta watch it in these streets cause they will set you up, wet you up.
wet you up by EFDogg December 9, 2007

rode hard and put up wet 

a term that originated with people that ride horses, since you are supposed to brush them and groom them after a workout; now used to refer to the way a promiscuous woman looks
That overpainted middle-aged hussy looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet.

rode hard and put up wet 

describes having completed difficult or harsh, unrelenting work; it refers to the poor care of horses;

the words "hard" and "wet" also lend themselves to sexual innuendo, though they are not part of the original meaning
I just finished a 12 hour shift. I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.

These kids have worked my nerves! I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.

Related idioms: worked like a Hebrew slave; worked like a white-mouthed mule

wet it up with a stick 

When her DM is full of options, but she would rather use a vibrator to get off.
I left that boy on read, and wet it up with a stick

Wet Lay-Up 

While banging a girl on the bench at your local outdoor basketball court, you proceed to pull out your dripping wet hog and smack the unsuspected target in the face five or six times. Bonus points if you do it with your tongue out like Michael Jordan.
Jeff: anyone seen Chris?
Ronny: Think he’s at the courts trying to give Tina a wet lay-up after the game.
Wet Lay-Up by JM Dola April 28, 2021

he would fuck up a wet dream 

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.
Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.