ass-weevil

A derrogatory term used to refer to one who is like an anal itch that you can't quite get rid of. More directly, it compares an extremely annoying person (usually a pestering co-worker) to a small burrowing insect that has made its home up your ass.

The term itself was most famously coined in a fit of rage by one Mat Noguchi, the notoriously hostile tools developer for Bungie Studios (creators of the Halo video game franchise).

Bill (for the millionth time): "Hey Nick, do you have those reports ready for me yet?"

Nick: "GODDAMMIT BILL! FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME I WON'T HAVE THE REPORT DONE TILL FRIDAY! GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS-WEEVIL!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!"

ass-weevil by Mr. Horsefly April 27, 2006

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Cock Weevil

Another term for the oh so lovable crabs.

Poor Jim got cock weevils from a Thai whore.

Cock Weevil by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 30, 2004

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boll weevil

1- A small beetle most well known for it's damage to the cotton industry.

2- A song by originally written by Huddie Leadbetter, John A. Lomax, Alan Lomax. Has been recorded by countless rock and country artists, and also by real musicians.

1- The cotton crop was ruined by Boll Weevil's.

2- 'They performed Boll Weevil to end the show.'

boll weevil by BadgersNadgers July 24, 2006

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Full Boll Weevil

1. Full Boll Weevil

Losing control of all bodily functions while still remaining conscious as a result of heavy drinking, resulting in puking, pissing, and shitting yourself at the exact same moment in time, but not being able to do anything about it.

"Sheesh, what the hell’s up with Doc? He’s flat on the ground, face-up, and smiling out there in the cold!"
"Oh, man, he just did the Full Boll Weevil after drinking too many Cuba Libres and smoking too much KB."
"Poor SOB needs a shower and a complete change of clothes!"

Full Boll Weevil by The Evil Boll Weevil December 26, 2008