Ways Out 

Just kidding, joking. Playing around.

"Damn, girl, your man look stank.
Ways out, I'm just playin..."
Heavily used in the Montbello area of Denver back in the day.

Ways Out by ADenverGirl73 August 1, 2003

WAYS.DF 

The abbreviation of "Why are you so dogfuck?"
Commonly used in terms regarding extreme annoyance.

Person1 : "This is my jacket."
Person2 : "No! Its my jacket! WAYS.DF?"

WAYS.DF by DeathcureKat June 10, 2020

Ways how to lose weight

To lose weight there are various ways

1.cut down on sugar as you don't need to have so much sugar in your diet
2.vaping because if you vape and are overweight or want to start vaping then great idea because you will have the flavour in your mouth and it will feel like you have just eaten so you will not feel like eating snacks all the time
3.if you are overweight because of lack of exersize then you could start going to the gym or go for a walk(run or jog) on a daily bases
4.in most cases people are overweight to be presise 68% of people in the U.K. And USA are overweight because of lack of will power

I really wonder how I could lose weight?
Think of ways how to lose weight

Ways how to lose weight by Alex possum January 24, 2017

Ways out 

Use this phrase after saying something insulting, outrageous or provocative to indicate "I'm just joking," or "I don't really mean what I just said." Should be accompanied by a dismissive hand flop.

"Oh my god, there's a giant spider on your head! Ways out."

"Did you steal those pants from someone who weighs twenty pounds less than you? Ways out."

NOTE: I bag groceries in south Denver, and over the past few years I've used this "giant spider" example with dozens and dozens of customers to find out if they know what "Ways out!" means. Those who recognize the phrase are all people who (like me) graduated from a Denver area *public* high school roughly between 1975 and 1985. An outlier was a sophomore from Lincoln HS who had learned the phrase from her father -- who graduated with the Lincoln class of 1979!

Ways out by YoshinoyaBeefBowl May 25, 2021

Bag of Milky Ways

A bag of Miky Ways is an extremely happy occasion once it happens to you, but for anyone within earshot it is one of the scariest occurences, if not the scariest in their entire lives.

It mostly includes monsters and bloodcurdling screams of friends.

A: "Oh, shit! I have a bag of Milky Ways!" (Happy/Surprised.)
B: "Waaaahhh!!!! Aaaasadkjhkjhhh!! Aaaahhhhhh!!! (Mortified)

Bag of Milky Ways by JoetheGrim September 21, 2011

i've heard it both ways 

A good way to sound witty after you have just been proven wrong.

Shawn: "Gus please. Don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan."
Gus: "Azkaban."
Shawn: "I've heard it both ways."

i've heard it both ways by blulelizard October 5, 2009

Fucked Six Ways To Sunday 

1. Absolutely Shitfaced
2.A situation in which there is no way to get out of it. You Can't Lie, bargain, cry, plead, beg, or joke your way out of being fucked six ways to sunday

1. He drank to the point of being fucked six ways to sunday.
2. I sent that angry email about the boss, to the boss by mistake. Now I'm fucked six ways to sunday.

Fucked Six Ways To Sunday by MrFallout May 20, 2016