Washer piss 

When an unsnipped male has finished masturbating goes to the bathroom, pinches his foreskin closed and releases his "Golden shower." This fills up the penis with urine and washes all of his semen out of his penis.

Person 1: That was a good fap.
Person 2: Did you shower after?
Person 1: Of course not.
Person 2: That's gross dude.
Person 1: Relax, i took a Washer Piss after
Person 2: Ohhh!

Washer piss by Gabe NewBell December 12, 2013

Washer Topper

A blowjob of epic proportions. A girl gets in a washing machine, and as it rotates, her mouth remains on your cock. Thus, the washer topper.

Damn I got the best blowjob I’ve ever had last night. That bitch gave me the Washer Topper

Washer Topper by washertoppergiver May 1, 2021

Washer Woman 

1. This gal's always at the most (in)convenient places for the Jyuusenkyoo-ized gang. She lurks around corners and behind fences armed only with the evil water splasher. After the ambush she blatantly ignores her dripping victim.
2. a woman whose occupation is washing clothes

1. That damn washer woman got me again, then she left me there dripping in her leftovers.
2. Way down the road where nobody goes,
There's a boogie-woogie washer woman washing her clothes.

Washer Woman by Jendo March 16, 2004

washer filler 

The clothing that you add to the washer that is not dirty to shut your mom up.

the act of washer filling.
Mother- "throw a load in the washer."
Son- "all i have is washer fillers."

washer filler by cody2293 February 1, 2009

washer wave

When in a traffic jam and one driver washes their wind shield (windscreen) you will see the cars behind doing the same thing, similar to a Mexican wave.

Person 1: "Look my wind shield is dirty"

Person 2: "Wash it, you will create a washer wave!

Person 1: sprays screen "cool"

washer wave by owzDevil November 5, 2012

Washer Bung 

When the person needs a bath so bad that the bitch creeps up on them and says "Washer Bung!"...
Typically when the Bung hole needs more attention than the rest of the globe

{Sleeping}*One wiff*

{Cheer Captain Screams: Washer Bung!}

Washer Bung by HaloTheHalo June 22, 2023

Flash Washer

A Flash Washer is someone in your office that briefly runs their hands (sometimes just fingers) under the water after using the restroom. Basically stating that their restroom activity did not warrant a soap and warm water hand washing.

I'm not eating anything that Donna brings to the pot luck on Thursday, she's a Flash Washer.

Flash Washer by GorgeousPC August 24, 2013