wakey wakey 

A cute/nice way of saying "wake the f*** up"!!!

The boyfriend decided that her sleeping girlfriend had more than welcomed her stay and says "wakey wakey, listen... you have to go now". :)

wakey wakey by Lkaerkob8 October 22, 2008

wakey bakey 

to smoke dank ass weed in the morning so you start your day off high and go thru the day high

"wakey bakey in the morning so that that the day,
Always plays out the right way"

wakey bakey by slightlystoopid December 4, 2005

Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey 

Stop wanking and get up!

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.

Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey by Kooh July 7, 2011

wakey head 

The opposite of a sleepy head. A person that loves mornings and tends to be alert in the morning hours. A wakey head may drink large amounts of coffee in the mornings, or they may wake up to exercise prior to going to work. They almost always annoy their coworkers and tend to be over achievers. Wakey heads have type A personalities and tend to be quite goal oriented. A large percentage of wakey heads are likely female.

Why are you working so hard at 7 am. You are such a wakey head!

If you don't stop with that redbull in the mornings you will be an official wakey head.

wakey head by Jpizzel September 11, 2013

Wakey Waggle 

The act of masturbating one's penis from a state of morning wood.

Geoff O'Reilly gave himself a little Wakey Waggle on Thursday morning.

Wakey Waggle by hak.trick February 18, 2010

Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.

'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'

Wakey Fakey by Atani August 26, 2006

Wakey Wines 

a place where you get a prime bottle for £100

Susan, I'm going to Wakey Wines to gets some prime

Wakey Wines by IslamicTord November 6, 2022