URETHRA!! 

A play on the word eureka, often accompanied by an image of a bald Animoji with a manic expression and a lightbulb above its head. Popularized on Twitter in 2022.

@LiamBeUponYe: URETHRA!!

URETHRA!! by charmtapioca August 10, 2024

Urethra Cactus 

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

Urethra Cactus by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

Urethra Franklin 

After you have anal sex with a girl that ate hot peppers and get a seed stuck in your pee hole, causing undesirable burning and irration.

I thought my sunburn was painful until I had a Urethra Franklin.

Urethra Franklin by Shitonmytits January 23, 2017

urethra brothers 

When you and your friend (typically a homie) touch each others urethras.

Bro#1: Hey man did you hear that John and James just got classified as urethra brothers?
Bro#2: what the fuck are you talking about.

urethra brothers by Camcerstic October 19, 2021

Urethra Boner 

When the piss you've stored in your urinary bladder starts going sicko mode and it gets harder and harder to move due to the pain, just like your dick when you get a boner.

Chad: The liquids in my body are moving everywhere! It hurts so much agh lemme sit down fam.
Derek: Ya homie lie down, that's a serious Urethra Boner.

Urethra Boner by Thugisaurus October 22, 2019

Urethra Forklin 

When a male urinates and the pee stream splits to the left and right, instead of shooting straight. This anomaly generally occurs after the male orgasms.

Girlfriend Susie: "Wow. That sex was great. Why do you look so sad?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "Well, I'm just dreading the Urethra Forklin that comes after."

Girlfriend Susie: "What's a Urethra Forklin?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "You know, I've always thought you were a stupid bitch."

Urethra Forklin by k795 June 25, 2016

Urethra Conquest 

The act of shoving a barrel of a PKP Pecheneg Light Machine Gun up a mans urethra

"If tim doesn't show up to the party, i will show him Urethra Conquest!"

Urethra Conquest by Freidrich Friednicht August 6, 2012