uniform 

A kind of clothing mandated for schoolchildren as laid down on the school dress code, so that parents will be rest assured that their son isn't going to go to the same school as a girl who wears revealing clothes to school.

With the new uniform policy, parents can finally relax knowing their son won't be distracted by girls who wear revealing clothes like tanktops / spaghetti straps at school!

uniform by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

Uniform Dickstribution 

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.

Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.

Uniform Dickstribution by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

uniform chaser 

A person (usually a woman) who seeks out members of the military, either for sexual purposes or with the intent to get into a paperwork marriage to receive military dependent benefits. Commonly found in towns/cities surrounding military bases/posts. These sorts are attracted to the uniform and the prestige surrounding said uniform as opposed to the person wearing it, resulting in frequent infidelity and high divorce rates within the military.

Soldier 1: Did you hear about what happened to Sarge?
Soldier 2: No, what happened?
Soldier 1: He caught that uniform chaser he got hitched to a few years back banging his brother.
Soldier 2: Poor Sarge...you'd think he'd have known better.

uniform chaser by jepleure November 16, 2009

Uniform Nazi 

Uniform Nazi(s).

1. Any Teacher/Group of Teachers that not only takes it upon themselves to enforce the school uniform Policy, but will actually walk up to you with no warning and fix your tie/tuck in your shirt/confiscate your jacket etc.

2. Any Teacher/Group of Teachers who are so serious about the school's uniform policy that they will give a student an on the spot detention or something similar for having a wonky tie/untucked shirt/pink bobble etc.

1. A: OMG can you believe what Ms. A just did?
B: Why, what did she do?
C: She just walked over and pure tucked A's Shirt in!
B: No WAY!
A: She did!
C: She is SUCH a Uniform Nazi.

2. A: OMG Ms. B just put me on report*!
B: OMG Why?
A: She saw me in the Corridor and I didn't have my shirt tucked in.
C: Really, that is so lame.
A: Seriously, look!
B: OMG that is so stupid.
A: She is SUCH a Uniform Nazi.

*Being on report - serious punishment in some high schools where a teacher has to sign a report card at the end of every lesson to say that whatever you are on report for has improved/worsened/stayed the same. If no improvement is shown over a certain length of time the student will be suspended/expelled.

Uniform Nazi by Elle Femme April 13, 2008

Uniform Nazi 

A teacher who believes that a school's uniform policy is the Bible, and treats it this way. Offenders of the uniform are practically shot on site.

A: Hey, I'm wearing jeans when I shouldn't!
B: Don't get caught by Mr Teacher, he's a real uniform nazi!

Uniform Nazi by cubey4000_the next generation November 19, 2006

uniform snob 

to judge an athlete, solely based on how he/she chooses to complete a uniformed outfit.

"Did you see how he's wearing those black socks, with those white tennis shoes? What's he thinking"?

"Watch the game, and stop being such a uniform snob, Benny"!

uniform snob by bljames January 26, 2010

uniform appeal

For some reason you find your coworkers more attractive than outsiders, and you all wear the same uniform.

Every relationship I have starts off of that uniform appeal.

uniform appeal by mochimo August 16, 2011