Tiny Turkey Jerky 

The child birthed from basting the turkey

That poor unfortunate tiny turkey jerky. His parents were basting the turkey

Tiny Turkey Jerky by Cameron Sharkey February 11, 2019

jerky turkey 

When a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you cum you shove your dick into her mouth - cum, ground meat and all

Instead of momz cooking the taco meat she decided to go all crazy jerky turkey on daddy!

jerky turkey by Meatballz April 17, 2008

Jerky Turkey 

A pet name that one calls a girlfriend or spouse. Its a word that they seldom like to be called but they allow it because they know they are called that out of love.

Me: I love you Jerky Turkey
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head

Jerky Turkey by Sinnah24 February 6, 2010

Jerky Turkey 

A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys

or

An aggressive or excessive masturbator

Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.

Jerky Turkey by DJRTheBoyy April 10, 2016

Jerky Turkey 

For a man to have his penis go limb when he see's someone who is sexually attractive.

Tom had a Jerky Turkey when he saw jessica Alba in a bikini.

Jerky Turkey by LolzMan101 September 11, 2011

Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky 

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.

Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.

Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010

Jerky in your turkey 

Yk what I mean…

Andrew do you put jerky in your turkey?

Jerky in your turkey by Jerkyturkeyman August 9, 2022