tu madre 

wat i say when my teacher is being el retartid

teacher: 123-675=
me:45
teacher: r u trying to be smart
me: tu madre
teacher: what did u say
me:i am sorry

tu madre by R0B3rT March 23, 2008

Tu madre 

"Your mom" in spanish.

Tu madre es muy feo.
Jodí a tu madre anoche.

Tu madre by I LOVE SEX!!!!!!!! December 11, 2003

tu madre 

something the kids in 812 say to piss off andwele..

us: hey andwele, guess what?!
andwele: what?
us: tu madre.
andwele: SCREW YOU

tu madre by Kenneth Jones 812 January 20, 2011

tu madre 

its a comeback when somebody try to come at you , it's basically like "your mom" but in Spanish.

"Melissa your pussy stinks"
Melissa's comeback would be "tu Madre"

tu madre by amos-@bruhizmia0308 June 29, 2020

tu madre es homosexual 

the spanish version of your mom gay

used to throw your opponent off

Joe: you suck i bet ur mom is dead
Me: oh yeah well tu madre es homosexual you communist scoundrel

tu madre es homosexual by lil booty wipe February 21, 2018

Tu Madre Racing 

Group of Honda heads located mainly in Piscataway , North Plainfield, South Plainfield and Plainfield, NJ. Usually seen driving their cars all around the tri-state area. Most can be seen using catch phrases such as FML, FTMFW, FTL and "Get Arped!"

John " Dude, What's that?"

Steve " You don't know?, It's Tu Madre Racing"

also.. can be said while rolling your R's

ex. Tu Madre Rrrrracing .. brrratt

Tu Madre Racing by Brrrattt March 30, 2009

Tu madre es muy bonita 

You say this when you see someone mom and they are very nice but you dont want to offend your friend.

wow tu madre es muy bonita today

Tu madre es muy bonita by Dada_bunkins October 6, 2023