triggernometry 

The study of how getting triggered affects the human psyche.

My extensive research into triggernometry has revealed that people who are easily triggered, also suffer severe depression.

triggernometry by Dutch Armstrong September 6, 2016

Triggernometry 

The art of igniting peoples' various sociocultural sensitivities i.e. triggering them

Me: I wish they had more Engineering scholarships for white guys...

Femthony Madtano: I AM HEREBY TRIGGERED

Me: Hmmm, on second thought, maybe I should study triggernometry instead.

Triggernometry by Actom360 October 24, 2016

triggeristic 

A person who is easily triggered.

Didn't you know that John is triggeristic?

triggeristic by Startex December 4, 2017

a likely benefit triggers action 

People and animals decide how to act based on a sophisticated and usually subconscious cost /benefit analysis they conduct.

People and animals have already run a cost/benefit analysis of each behavior they repeat, and know the benefit(s) repeating each of those actions will yield.

When a human or an animal foresees that it is very likely that a specific action will produce a specific benefit, he or she will execute it.

Thus, "a likely benefit triggers action."

a likely benefit triggers action by but for March 5, 2018

triggernometry 

The advanced mathematical study of how firearms work.

High school senior: I still don't understand why the math teacher insisted that our class learn triggernometry --- I'm a staunch pacifist, so I don't even like guns; why the heck do I need to learn about 'em if the subject will never even come up in my ordinary daily life??

triggernometry by QuacksO March 3, 2017

triggernometry 

Math-induced traumatic recall.

I have a note form my therapist. I'm exempt from my triggernometry exam.

triggernometry by walletstraw June 8, 2017

Triggersy Haydenitis 

A disease that can be triggered by inserting long objects into the rectum without any knowledge of it or consent. This disease makes anyone a disgruntled, angry third Reich supporter, and can make the victim say uncontrollable things in frustration and despair.

Symptoms include: Repeated rectal insertion of objects larger than 4 inches of girth. Urges to gas the filthy Jew dogs.

Sentences: - "I've contracted a dick in my ass"

edit* - "I've contracted Triggersy Haydenitis"

Triggersy Haydenitis by The Third Reich June 12, 2017