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Person 1: Did you see toenail?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a heck-face
Toenail by AnalWithShrek December 5, 2018
toenail was THE day and if you disagree you shall not be accepted into the world of toenails as the 23rd of October is THE day and always has been THE day, adios xxx
omg its nearly toenail day xxx
toenail by toenailbeliver October 18, 2019
A glove over another glove
What little kids try to put in their mouths
Toenail
Toenail by TheOneAndOnlyDipshit March 12, 2021

Toenail Fairy 

An overweight demon who moans when she sees toes and steals them.
MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT THING
oh that’s shalissa she’s a toenail fairy

Toenail Diarrhea 

When you have the shits so bad and you almost can't take the runny, burning liquid; you begin to dig your toenails into the floor, to prevent yourself from screaming in pain. Usually accompanied with a terrible smell and loss of digestive and colon tract.
Dude, Jenna, did you hear?" "No, what is is, Marissa?" "Steven was in the bathroom for almost an hour." "Oh wow, he had toenail diarrhea again, he needs to stop eating that damn Mexican food.
Toenail Diarrhea by Shadowinchester September 19, 2010