Thistle Pie 

a pussy with a five o'clock shadow

I think I got a rash from her thistle pie

Thistle Pie by LocalHero June 9, 2005

Thistle head 

Someone utterly enchanted by anything Scottish (like petrol head)

She's been totally thistle headed since her first trip over the border, she even has black pudden for breakfast... every feckin day!

Thistle head by JuxTheFirst October 9, 2008

Thistle Tube 

loser, jerk, scientific nerd

Did you see that thistle tube studying science over there? What a loser!!

Mike cheated on me!! Hes such a thistle tube!

Thistle Tube by Claire Brooke Smith December 24, 2010

Thistle Party 

A party composed of thistle buddies having a thistling good time getting all funk-i-thistled.

Hey John, wanna come to my thistle party tonight? It's gonna be a thistle time.

Thistle Party by Thistle party August 30, 2014

thistle circle 

The place to be.

Thistle circle is where parents make love.

thistle circle by Yao Miing March 31, 2017

Thistle tail 

Used as an adjective to describe someone with straight hips and no curves.

She is so thistle tailed in those jeans.

Thistle tail by Abby Dude February 5, 2018

Thistle get prickly

Or "thistle get thorny".

Put on some leather work-gloves before clearing out da overgrown area in da back yard for da new flower-garden --- thistle get prickly!

Thistle get prickly by QuacksO December 18, 2025