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The Woods 

The Woods aka Fresno, Texas. Southside of The City of Houston Texas. Known for its deep thick wooded areas .There are a variety of trees The thick Woods offers high coverage for the typical rebel that steals and needs to stay out of sight
Where are y'all headed? To the Woods or back Woods.
The Woods by anonymous March 12, 2022

The Woods! 

A saying cried by helpless people who have just completed a traumatic hiking experience involving masturbating retards and tent-loving gang-bangers.
"I'm sorry Zoe, it was the woods! The Woods!"

"Hey Joe, ya wanna come to our orgy?"
"No...no more gang-banging, please!"
"Dude, what's wrong with him?"
"??"
"The....The WOODS!"
The Woods! by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009

the woods are burning

An exclamation of alarm, horror, or befuddlement. Typically reserved for English classes and bookstores.
"Arthur Miller's dead? The woods are burning!"

or

"That was a picture of a man nipple? THE WOODS ARE BURNING!"
the woods are burning by alexthepagan September 30, 2008

neck of the woods

Your area. Your region or neighborhood.
Al Roker: That's the forecast. Stay tuned for local weather info in your neck of the woods.

What time is it in your neck of the woods?

mr ando of the woods 

Probably the best thing ever made. This video can't really be explained. Roughly, it's about mr ando who brings peace to the woods and wants everyone to believe that he's a penguin. This video includes: mr ando, a talking bear, a talking bee, a talking turtle, and a talking fish. Trust me, it's amazing. Watch it!

Night in the Woods 

A quirky indie game made by Infinite Fall and released on PC, Mac, Linux, and PS4. About a college dropout, Mae. After dropping out of college, Mae finds herself in town, but very different from after she left. Take her on sweet adventures and explore the game, also unlock badges.
1. Oh wow, have you play Night in the Woods lately? I have. The Gregg ending is so good!
2. I'm gonna go take a night in the woods, don't mind me.