riding the straight and narrow 

The act of following the straight and narrow path through life, which generally means staying out of trouble and abstaining from particularly hedonistic activities like breaking moral laws and engaging in dangerous activities such as hard drugs and rampant unprotected sex with dirty ass hoes.

Parent: Have you been staying out of trouble in college?

Son: Yes mom i have been riding the straight and narrow.

riding the straight and narrow by calvared November 5, 2014

queer eye for the straight guy

Reality TV program in which five men, expert in such fields as fashion, cooking, decorating and suchlike, take on the task of improving the lifestyle and living conditions of another man; All five are homosexual and with one exception rather camp, and the makeover subject is always straight.

Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.

A:"you know, I never realised that I shave like I'm in a race or something"
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."

queer eye for the straight guy by D F Stuckey July 10, 2004

queer eye for the straight guy

A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.

John: hey George, toss me over another bird, hey?

George: take two, mate. I've got extra, what?

queer eye for the straight guy by Sprocket The Dog April 21, 2004

Cream pie for the straight guy 

When you finish inside your female partner than slide down and lick it out of her

I dropped a load in her and she asked for a cream pie for the straight guy and pushed my face between her thighs.

Cream pie for the straight guy by Teknodruid June 7, 2017

queer eye for the straight guy

Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?

queer eye for the straight guy by bandanasarerad December 17, 2006

queer eye for the straight guy

it takes a queer to make a queer

queer eye for the straight guy has under the belt practice identifying the vulnerable targets.

Little boys don't molest themselves into being queer

praise UD reruns
xmpp:[e-mail]/FuckuFunny

queer eye for the straight guy by UD reruns June 28, 2013

flamin-the-straight 

A person who says they are straight, but there are obvious signs that they are not. Men kissing other men while claiming to be straight.

Pete Wentz, Matt Skiba, and Gerard Way are flamin-the-straight; they all claim to be straight while they kiss other men.

flamin-the-straight by Josanda February 23, 2009