the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Anonymous September 14, 2003

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger 

A mans 3rd leg

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger Is going crazy on that girls face

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger by Weowentard June 2, 2020

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I’m the singer 

Phrase declaring to all that the speaker is the real brains behind whatever subject matter is being discussed and celebrated, and that proper accolades should be directed at him/her instead of being improperly credited to someone who is undeserving of such praise.

After the gig Several people from the crowd gathered with the band backstage. Everyone credit around Stevie, praising all that he did that evening and reminding him of what a phenomenal frontman he was. After listening to all that he could stand Nikki told all in attendance, “All of you all, every one of you, have got to be as bird-brained stupid as he is,”,nodding in Stevie’s direction, “that piece of shit cockbite ain’t shit. I’m the one who scores and books our shows, I’m the one who writes ALL of the songs, and I’m also the one who showed your idol there how to move and when to do so. Muddy fucker couldn’t sing his way out of a wet paper bag. Though I’m the drummer in the background, I am the very heartbeat of this band and, you stupid muddy fuckers, I’m the singer”.

I’m the singer by Nikki Stixx March 9, 2021

Finger in the sminger 

When performing sexual fingering and the goo of the anus/ vagina sticks to your finger and the aroma will not go away.

Hey man ! I preformed the crab claw on Jennifer's butthole but now ive got a finger in the sminger

Finger in the sminger by Dildohands May 18, 2015

The Stinger 

Metaphoric Meaning: it's like two scorpions in the desert fighting to the death...

Literal Meaning: a wild sexual position whereby the man and woman both lay on their backs with their asses facing each other. Their feet are both up in the air pressed against each other and arms lay by their side, palms down at the waist to provide leverage to lift the lower body. A double headed dildo is inserted in both the mans and woman's anus and both proceed to thrust together in opposing rhythms while they lift their heads and stare deeply and intently into each others eyes, taunting each others spirit. Once the energy gets vibrant, each of them take one of their opposing hands and proceeds to masturbate the others genitalia. As each proceeds to roar and really feel the oneness between them, they grip and squeeze together aligning their koundalinis and sending exploding rhythms of euphoric fireworks from their base up through their spines pulsating each others chakras, sending booming energy into their bodies, finally reaching their heads paralyzingly each of them in a celestial orgasmic trance.

Husband: "Hey hun, want to do The Stinger tonight!?"
Wife: "Umm, not tonight babe.. But the dildo is in the fridge if your looking for it."

The Stinger by MufasaSamson March 23, 2013

The Stinger 

Using a bee or wasp sting to the dick, alloying your penis to swell as well go numb. You well then be able to satisfy your lover for hours as well as any other members in your BDSM party.

In order to be sure one with nature as well as an active member in the outdoor BDSM orgy, Jason took the stinger straight to the dick

The Stinger by Beermiester October 10, 2020