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The Senate 

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i'll try spinning, thats a good SENAHT. (misspelling of The Senate)

i am the senate 

A phrase which the fictional character Darth Sidious from 'Star Wars' says before cutting down three useless Jedi Masters.
"The senate will decide your fate," Windu told the crazy old Sith before the latter declared, "I am the senate!" and did an overwhelming flip in the air whilst screeching.

I am the senate 

This phrase is what you say when an armed religious group storms into your office demanding to impeach you, or worse. If said group trys to persuade the senate to decide your fate, you boldy say “i am the senate”
Mace windu: the senate will decide your fate
Chancellor palpatine: i am the senate
I am the senate by Ronald k chump September 19, 2018

The Italian Senate Incident 

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.
Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"

shake hands with the senator 

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.
After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.