The Iraqi crud 

A generic sickness felt by almost all members of the Armed Forces serving in Iraq. Its symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrea, nausea, bubble guts, extreme amounts of gas, congestion

Soldier 1: Dude you just blew up that shitter

Soldier 2: Yeah I got another case of the Iraqi crud

The Iraqi crud by fat ass101 April 30, 2009

The Iraqi Pretzel 

The act of putting on a turban, putting both legs behind your head and shitting on the face of your lover, while screaming the Iraqi National anthem and cutting off her head.

“Hey how were things with Susan last night “
“Great I gave her the Iraqi pretzel”
“Wow I bet that was messy”

The Iraqi Pretzel by Mrtickleman October 3, 2019

The Iraqi Stink Bomb 

This is when you are nailing a girl from behind, preferably a stranger. Then, you make a noise and quietly apologize for farting during sex when really you have taken three to four stink bombs and crushed them on the floor. You then don a gas mask and continue fucking her from behind until you finish while she endures the smell.

Yo Jake! Remember that bitch at the bar who was taking a piss in the men’s room sink? She seemed like common street trash so I got smashed enough to bang her and threw in The Iraqi Stink Bomb so I could video it, steal her phone send to all her friends when she was cleaning off the stench in my bathroom.

The Iraqi Stink Bomb by Larry and Rex and Benny November 20, 2019

Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi 

Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.

Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.

Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi by kevinsan2001 December 29, 2007