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The Elder Swear 

A swear so ancient it deafens anyone who is to hear it. It is 83 letters long and includes phrases such as hippopotamus

and Mickey Mouse.
Friend 1: “Dude what’s the elder swear?”

Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”
The Elder Swear by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

The Elder Scrolls Online

A massively multiplayer role-playing video game, it's being developed by ZeniMax Online Studios, set to be released on 2013, the game is set to be in the world of Tamriel, only for PC and Mac, it will have only 3rd person view, and the main story is 100% solo. You will have to pay each month in order to play online.
Gamer #1 : Did you hear about The Elder Scrolls Online

Gamer #2 : Yes, but those racists are only making it for PC

Gamer #1 : It's about time PC users have something Special.
The Elder Scrolls Online by Dovahkin December 18, 2012

The Elder Statesman 

Member of DOV, his boss is Bruce, a.k.a Gamblor and lives for the Shore.
"what's the elder statesman doing with the evil one?"

speak with the elder gods 

v. Probably a convenient way to talk your way out of doing something important like oh, I dunno... saving Earthrealm through participation in the Mortal Kombat tournaments?
Raiden: I must speak with the elder gods! (*lightning!*)

The Bro code Elder 

The Elder of the Bro code is the head of the High Table, a mystical man who is the holder of the Bro code. The Elder is the only man who can edit the Bro code, he is also the only man who can decide over the Bro tribunals. He who leads a mutiny against the Elder is punished by a punishment spoken by the Elder.

The Elder resides in the South American country of Suriname.
The Elder is the almighty beholder of the Bro code.
The Elder has the initials SOD.
His fate shall be decided by the Elder. The Elder is the being who decides over the Bro code. The Bro code Elder is the highest power who oversees all bro code punishments.

The Eldridge Curve 

The Eldridge curve refers to a man’s penis. The shaft of the genitalia has a significant bend or curve when erect. This is often a condition passed down between father and son and both will become known for very recognizable shaped penis. One may say when the Johnson had a heavy curve left it is the Eldrige Curve.
Woman 1: woah Dianne you are walked a little funny, today hat did James do to you last night.

Woman2: well you can just say he has the Eldridge curve!