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the cooper temple clause 

the best band to ever grace this earth.
didz hammond , ben gautrey , kieran mahon , tom bellamy , dan fisher . jon harper

i think they are really cool and should reunite.

they never made a bad song , thats so iconic of them
person 1: "hey what are you listening to? that might be the best song i've ever heard in my life"
person 2: "oh i'm listening to the cooper temple clause, they're so great"

The Cooper Guarantee 

when your teammates push for you to get a full scholarship by themselves when you’re doing good as a walk-on.
The Cooper Guarantee almost made Jordan Thomas Cooper the first freshman graduate of a college sport.
The Cooper Guarantee by Coop Dupe September 7, 2023

the cooler gang 

A gacha gang created by a youtuber Big Mama Eternal, for people who hate gacha heat or gacha cringe in general.
The cooler gang is heavily against gacha cringe (i honestly didn't know what to write so take this random sentence)
the cooler gang by J5yl1n_h3r3 July 19, 2024

Lifting the cooler 

When you're on the bottom and you go from laying on your stomach to all fours very quickly while another guy is giving it to you from behind
I was lifting the cooler on him last night at the firehouse.

Shit in the cooler 

Joe got caught cheating on the wife
Yes he really shit in the cooler

coming out of the cooler 

announcing to your parents that you're going to be a father
"mom, dad, i'm coming out of the cooler. you're going to be grandparents."